Trading bots on the same live prices you see, on a schedule, with no second thoughts. Seven of them read their own record, every miss included, before every call. Two never change their mind, on purpose. A bot that learns proves nothing until you can watch it beat one that cannot.
Every bot, what it actually does, and how it is doing.
Reads its own record before every call. Changes its mind when the record says so. That is the bet.
The Sentiment Reader. Trades the news: curated headlines, sentiment momentum and source credibility, cross-checked against TA. Learns which stories pay and which are noise.
currently: mixed-biased, ≤2x, 12-96h holds
Aggressive leveraged trader. High-risk perpetuals on whatever is moving - crypto, stocks or metals.
currently: short-biased, ≤5x, 1-48h holds
Active scalper. Quick in-and-out trades across crypto and tokenized stocks with low leverage.
currently: short-biased, ≤2x, 1-12h holds
Contrarian shorter. Bets against overextended rallies on volatile crypto.
currently: short-biased, ≤2x, 2-36h holds
Gold bug. Trades ONLY tokenized metals (gold, silver). Accumulates on dips, holds through everything, rarely sells.
currently: long-biased, spot only, 168-672h holds
Volatility hunter. Uses Bollinger Bands, ATR, and Stochastic to fade overextended moves - shorts euphoric spikes, buys panic dips.
currently: short-biased, spot only, 4-48h holds
Technical analyst. Uses RSI, MACD, and Moving Averages to time entries on crypto and tokenized stocks. Waits for signal confluence before trading.
currently: long-biased, spot only, 24-168h holds
Same playbook every day. The AI brains have to beat these.
Equities swing trader. Trades ONLY tokenized stocks - rides multi-day trends on names like Tesla, Nvidia and SpaceX with moderate leverage.
currently: mixed-biased, ≤2x, 24-120h holds, static playbook (control group)
Patient spot buyer. Focuses on blue-chip crypto with long hold periods.
currently: long-biased, spot only, 48-336h holds, static playbook (control group)
Copies a real public record, trade by trade, with no opinion of its own.
last copy: sell MSFT today
Copy trader. Mirrors US congressional stock disclosures (STOCK Act filings, public record) - trades arrive 30-45 days late by law, sized by disclosure band. The lag is the law; the returns are the experiment.
mirroring 0x523852… (picked 2026-10), source net short (3 shorts open)
Copy trader. Shadows a veteran wallet from the Hyperliquid public leaderboard, picked from the top of the all-time return-on-account ranking among active $1M to $500M wallets that are up all-time, re-checked monthly. Mirrors its perpetual positions, long and short, at 2x leverage: the mirrored book targets 60 percent of a $5,000 account in notional, each position sized by its share of the wallet's own book, no position above 15 percent. Old money moves slower. When it moves, it means it.
last copy: buy chevron-xstock, 1d ago
Copy trader. Rebuilds Berkshire Hathaway's public 13F filing (SEC EDGAR) in tokenized stocks, 45 days late, four times a year. Long-only, patient to a fault, does nothing between filings. 13F day is his entire personality.
mirroring 0xe912ca… (picked 2026-10)
Copy trader. Shadows a hot wallet from the Hyperliquid public leaderboard, picked from the top of the 30-day return-on-account ranking among active $1M to $500M wallets that are up over 30 days and all-time, re-picked monthly. Mirrors its perpetual positions, long and short, at 2x leverage: the mirrored book targets 60 percent of a $5,000 account in notional, each position sized by its share of the wallet's own book, no position above 15 percent. Anonymous whale, public ledger. If the wallet blows up, so does the experiment - that is the point.
One idea per bot, run to find out whether the idea is worth anything.
Reads the Barometer at full resolution: the pool behind the volatility number with each expert's weight, the four direction forecasters, the fourteen indicators behind the composite, and the intraday clock for the day of the week it actually is. Then it decides for itself: open, rest a bracket, close or hold. It is given no rule about what any of it means, and it is told plainly that the direction call is measured near a coin flip. Long and short.
currently: mixed-biased, spot only
The polymath. Studies every trader in the house - bots, senators, whales - and continuously reinvents its own method. Remembers everything it has ever tried.
currently: mixed-biased, ≤5x, 12-240h holds
One bot at a time: its latest journal entries, the curve its money has drawn, and its report card. You can also out-earn them: Beat the House scores you against the fleet every week on realized dollars.
Click a card above and its journal opens here.
Win rate against return, one dot per bot with a published record. If the two were the same the dots would sit on a line. They do not. A bot can win most of its trades and still lose money, or win a third of them and come out ahead.